How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.