How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.