5,6,7,8!
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Two.
Can't they just get taller women
They are always kept on their toes.
5,6,7,8.