Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Because freedom rings

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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Because freedom rings.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!