Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed