What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf