What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.