How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course