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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.