What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au