What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!