What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...