What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

White Kid Jokes More White Kid Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Black Student Jokes More Black Student Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce