What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!