What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard