What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.