Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.