Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.