Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Suggest Jokes More Suggest Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.