Technician Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Audi O Jokes More Audi O Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !