Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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A-salt

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What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

How do you catch a green elephant?

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why was purple jealous?

Because red blue green.