What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.