What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.