Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.