Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.