What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!