Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!