Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is