What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.