What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper