We just report the facts we don't change them."
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
No one knows it's never happened.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Not all of them.
A journalist.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The thief was spending less then his wife.