What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.