How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"