Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

You might also enjoy:

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name