Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.