Sheeran Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Ed Sheeran Jokes More Ed Sheeran Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul