Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction