Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.