Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.