Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.