What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him