How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.