How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off