How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.