What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn