What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!