What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.