What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues