What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!