What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!