How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.