What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!