What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in