What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."