Prostate Exam Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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The Prostate

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What an Idiot.

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"