Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)