What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.