What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!