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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.