How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.