Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!