What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions