How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered