How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)