Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.