Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.