Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"