Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Mad Max Jokes More Mad Max Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.