How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.