How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent