Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Math Student Jokes More Math Student Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

City Jokes More City Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.