Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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With spirit levels.

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Uppsala

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

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A Sith.

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