Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips